"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
aiight heres what u do.. grab a set of keys and a strong knife
wait till aboutt….november 23rd 24th (ill tell u why in a sec)
around 2-3 am
park your car 4 blocks from where she lives cause u dont want no one to see u
find her car, key the fuck out that shit not like one ring make it look like a 1 yr old was scribbling on that bitch
do that on the hood and all the doors and the windows too
then u take the knife pop all 4 tires
… might as well take the hub caps too..
then u get up outta there run make sure you’re not being followed get in your car and go home
reason i told u to do it november 23rd is u just fucked up christmas fam
she gonna need to repair all that shit she aint gonna have no money for christmas gifts right before black friday
in turn this leads to
her little cousins hating her
her siblings hating her
cause they aint get gifts
she gets sad :( and cant enjoy christmas
and the first person her friends are gonna say is i bet it was your ex
when she calls you u gotta say something like
her: andrew did you key my car
"aint nobody thinking bout you i got so many hoes now u leaving me was a blessing i got hoessss… i got hella hoes.. i got hoes "
i hate yall
This is so petty lmao
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK